And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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