i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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