remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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