Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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