Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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