Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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