At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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