Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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