If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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