I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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