I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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