I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
