All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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