you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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