i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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