I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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