when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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