i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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