I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He had one of those small greek statue penises
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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