He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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