I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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