she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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