i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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