I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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