Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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