that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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