Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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