let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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