Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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