playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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