i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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