fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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