I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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