Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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