real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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