I bet he comes in French.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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