he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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