You work out of a Hotel?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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