Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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