i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I got inside last night via doggy door
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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