Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm both gender and math confused
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
