Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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