Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
