But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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