C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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