what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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