any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
