chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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