I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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