I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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