It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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