dude i'm inner monologue high
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
PANTIES FOUND
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