my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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