exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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