Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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