If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You can make out without kissing
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